Let's Have Some Fun

[Tanzina Zaman]

Hi every1,
There is no fun section here for the visitors. Lets share our jokes and other stuffs here. Here r 2 jokes 4 u.


Aloke: Is this road go to the hospital?
Sreyashi: Is this road become sick to go the hospital?

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Aloke: Can I go to the sun with a rocket?
Sreyashi: No. Your rocket will be burned.
Aloke: If I go at night?

[aloke]

@Tanzina, nice idea ...lets have some quality ones...

How To Catch Lion ??

Ø Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it's
a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
to Lion.

Ø Kolkata Police Method:

Catch a ram and interrogate it & torture it to accept
that its a lion.


Ø Typical Bollywood movie method :

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and keep it in a good
scenic location.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continuously.

Ø Budhhadeb Bhattacharya ( CM of West Bengal ) method:

Link the lion with maoists and kill !!!

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[niladribagchi]

hahahahahahaha

[Tanzina Zaman]

Hi all,
Here is a poem for every1.

সকালে উঠিয়া আমি মনে মনে বলি
সারাদিন আমি যেন ঘুষ খেয়ে চলি,
অফিসের দরকারী ফাইল যত বাকি
ড্রয়ারেতে সব ফাইল তালা মেরে রাখি।

[mainak]

Eta ami ektu bhoy bhoy dilam....
mohila gon amake attack korona please.....

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.



RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.


Office Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs.


SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.


SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.



CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.



E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
uninstall her you will lose everything............

[mainak]

Many of you might have read this before...still....

Name of some IT companies
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees .

20. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

21. MASTEK : Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana

22. MTNL : Mera Telephone Nahi Laga

[kabirsuman]

Originally Posted by aloke

@Tanzina, nice idea ...lets have some quality ones...

How To Catch Lion ??

Ø Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it's
a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it
to Lion.

Ø Kolkata Police Method:

Catch a ram and interrogate it & torture it to accept
that its a lion.


Ø Typical Bollywood movie method :

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and keep it in a good
scenic location.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continuously.

Ø Budhhadeb Bhattacharya ( CM of West Bengal ) method:

Link the lion with maoists and kill !!!

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I find some of the writings inspiring.

[mainak]

I find some of the writings inspiring.

maaney aar ekti notun rochona ?? Daarun !!!!

[Tanzina Zaman]

Originally Posted by mainak

Eta ami ektu bhoy bhoy dilam....
mohila gon amake attack korona please.....

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.



RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.


Office Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs.


SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.


SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.



CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.



E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
uninstall her you will lose everything............

Hmmmmm. More jokes r coming.

[aloke]

Originally Posted by mainak

....Eta ami ektu bhoy bhoy dilam..............

Allowed ..it should be decent and respecting the dignity.

Thanks